you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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