Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize