Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i out mim tonsoeep
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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