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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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