do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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