I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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