Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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