Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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