I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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