no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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