rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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