stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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