Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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