I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize