I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
