she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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