just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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