YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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