Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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