i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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