well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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