Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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