we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You ruined the universe
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
