And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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