Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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