Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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