It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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