so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we're making bets on your personal life
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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