No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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