Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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