sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
