Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My cat gives me a boner
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I love you.
Bad choice
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