You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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