remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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