We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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