butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't think brook has ever known best
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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