Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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