my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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