id be glad to
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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