I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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