Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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