but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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