Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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