So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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