she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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