so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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