you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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