when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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