Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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