Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
