SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
