with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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