I wanna bring you to show and tell
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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