So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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