My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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