I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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