my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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